A PSA (which really should be common sense):

DO NOT WATCH PORN ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER.

FFS, at the very least go to a reputable website that doesn't install malware/virus/spamware on your computer. And use a browser that can go incognito/privacy mode.

Me today:

ADDENDUM: DO NOT TORRENT/DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL SOFTWARE/MOVIES/GAMES ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER, WHILE USING COMPANY VPN TO CIRCUMVENT THE GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA.